Histuri of Leif

Breef Intru
Leif is an weerd ting, wher did it cum from? who meid it? Gad? Aleens? or sumting mor senesturr? Nobudi knos, except for a selec fu pepel. Leif is megicel fur sum, sheit fur othurs, and othurs dun't rly car. a ful histori of leif cna be fund belo.

Histuri

 * 13.7 Bilun yurs ago: Univers is furmd.
 * 12 Bilun yurs ago: Stars n Galxis r furmd
 * 5 Bilun yurs ago: Ur Galxi furmd
 * 4.5 Bilun yurs ago: Urf is furmd
 * Abut 4 Bilun yurs ago: Lief furmd
 * 2.4 Bilun yurs ago: Furst Snubul Urf
 * 650 Milun yurs ago: Secund Subul Urf
 * 635 Milun yurs ago: Edicaran tiem, leif is multicelur
 * 541 Mulun yurs ago: Cambran kaboomer
 * 409 Milun yurs ago: Sheit wnet un land
 * 358 Milun yurs ago: Curbanofus tiem
 * 254 Milun yurs ago: Gr8 Dyin, Dolan Cancor like Cel fozils. found (Posible evidens of an ancent Dolan?)
 * 233 Milun yurs ago: Dinursurs evolv.
 * 150 Milun yurs ago: Burds evolv
 * 70 Miluns yurs ago: Furs duks
 * 2 milun yurs ago: Furs homos
 * Abut 40 yurs ago: Dolan is born
 * Abut 9 yrs ago: The furs Dolan cawnacs r maid

Futur
Wat cud de futur heav, mayb the univers wil di? mayb Dolan wil maek the urth prufec? mayb the Ovangurs wil be defnuct, mayb Gooby wil lus his fegitness?... acculy not dat last oen, dat wunt happn