Uber-Dolan

"'Uberdolan is the core of all evil, who gets pleasure from the suffering of others' ~ 1gga"

Descripton
Uber-Dolan is an misterus figur, tree theres on dis cretcha esist, teh furst is dat he is an pert of Dolan's insaen mnid pursonifed into an entitty. Teh secund iz dat he is teh maekr of teh unvers whom is aslo teh twen of teh ofur Ubers. Teh last is dat he is an Azerfof liek beeing, whom wil end reliti iff nat gievn tings to raep.

Peom
Uber-Brolans beleiv this peom shud be sung if Uber-Dolan cums, as he wil brign salvaton to his folowurs.

 God of Caos, Cour of Evul, 

 Teh Drak Lurt cometh, no hoep, 

 Urf is dumed, we r dumed, 

 U B E R is comin, 

 U B E R is heer, 

 No hoep, no sayfti, he hungurs for raep 

' No hoep, no sayfti, we msut delevur. '